"It's not an act of God, it's an act of whale blubber!"--Jane
Ellen: "Did I ask you if it was a plant?"
Tina: "Yes"
Ellen: "And what did you say?"
Tina: "I said 'Nnnneh...mmeh...'"
“It helps that I didn’t know I was going there before I went
there.”--Jason
“It’s not actually clear if it was Jesus or the forces of
gravity.”--Padma
"I don't like hats, but I like the idea of hats."--Emma
"...they really want to gang-rape the angles. And that's
bad."--Steffi
“I ain’t nobody’s fool. Especially Jeremy Bentham’s.”--Jason
"I think we're in way over our heads. I'm going to go stomp on
some
peppermints."--Emma
"At least it was a cheap impulse futon."--Steffi
“Like ‘O’Connell’?”--Padma
“Yes, except with death.”--Dylan
“The drug world never sleeps, Haskell. They're on
drugs!”--Alex P.
"That would be one sad horse."--Emma
"It would be a fictitious horse, would that help?"--Mary
“What’s more awkward than a garlic crusher?”--Stephanie C.
“If it turns out that carbon monoxide also rises, I’m actually
invincible.”--Jason
"I'm having a lot of urges."--Joe
"That's the story of your life."--Emma
“I built a rope ladder."--Joe
“It’s not grand theft auto if you know the person.”--Will H.
"Nostrilizer."--Jane O-R
"The person is in a box and they are...freaking out."--Jon
"I love it when short people cry!"--Steffi
“It was the right answer, I just don’t know what it
means.”--Mike
"Jesus Christ is not a Tchaikovsky ballet. I'm just going to
throw that
out there."--Steffi
“The restart boat has already set sail.”--Jason
“This doesn’t sound like it’s about death, but continue.”--Vuk
“…repertoire of decorations…”--Molly
"The part of me that knows the Civil War was in the 1860s is
separate
from the part of me that wants Abraham Lincoln to have lived a
loooong
time ago."--Steffi