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"The fact of the matter is: most of us are not going to cure
cancer.
So in the meantime we should unplug our cell phone
chargers."--Elizabeth
"I'm thinking about majoring in psych and minoring in rainbows
and
butterflies."--Celia
"Is that cool? No, it's not. Es MUY cool!"-- Miñana
"Nothing! I think nothing of date nut muffins!" –Chelsea
"Prior to their frenzied inebriation, they are praying to a
column."--
Lee
"I don't think that Parent's Week revolves around lesbian
escapades."--Rahel
"Look guys! It's nature!"--Caitlin
"If all else fails, there is photoshop and nudity."--Katie
"This is my chain made out of love and hope and
starfish."--Ellen
"I'm trying to become enlightened, okay?"--Katie
"You know how I hate living creatures!"--Ayala
"Why would I stop just because it's hard and stupid?"--Ellen
"I would not trade you for Jesus."--Leslie
"I fight plaque, okay?!"--Reesha
“Die, Uruguay, die!"--Ellen
"That's what you get for not having a coast!"--Mikaela
"Bob wants to tell Alice that he loves her. But Satan wants to
intercept and insert swear words. What do they do?"--Melanie
"Don't tell me this isn't a kick-ass explanation of
accents."-- Minana
"As characterized by our loony, margarine-toting woman..."--
Lee
"iFraid: It's the computer that scares you."--Mikaela
"This makes me want to feed children."--Ellen
“This makes me want to eat children."--Mikaela
"It's a sweet shed. It's like a really nice shed."--Chelsea
"I bought it at a very reputable truck stop."--Rachael
"Are you a fan of Gene Kelly who is neither a poet nor...a
poet?"--Reesha
"I want something cuddly and badass."--Leslie
"This whale was hot. Everybody wanted to bone this whale."