“They’ll be like ‘what did you do last night?’ ‘I played
foosball for like four hours. I am so dizzy.’”
“God damn it!”--Catherine L.
“Catherine, you are God.”--Jesse W.
“Oh, yeah. Uh, me, damn it.”--Catherine L.
“If Ecuador were a chick, I’d f**k her.”
“It’s n to the one-fifth power, dawg.”
“I’ll wear your corpse as a crown!”
“No smelling midgets.”
“I have Rice Crispy puppies. They snap, crackle, and bark.”
“You can do that when you’re God of Punctuation, which you
will never be!”
“What don’t you want an organism to do so it’s
safe?”--Wiard-Baur
“Die?”--Catherine L.
“Look, we’re like antagonistic muscles!”
“Whenever I say ‘syph’ someone laughs. And I like that.”
“…No, we negative squared it.”--Nick R.
“Yeah, we e-d it and then negative squared it.”--Catherine L.
“This guy is my new girlfriend.”
“You have a special bond with things that come out of your
vagina.”
“I like that I’m better than you for no apparent reason.”
“Blue like strawberries. Sad strawberries.”