“Hoosiers is like seizures, only you don’t know who has
them.”
“WTF-ocity”
“Mootiest point ever.”
“If you don’t believe in God and he does exist, then you go to
hell.
And that’s bad.”
“And I don’t like to be dead twice!”
“That sounds like fun. And by fun I mean death.”
“But soon the baby will be killed by another baby.”
“Look, it’s making a noise!”
“This is what Linux could say if it could talk.”
“Don’t Americans have French accents?...duh, they’re
Americans.”
“Okay, okay, blood is a condiment.”
“If knowing that Napoleon wore pink socks makes you happy…”
Cullen: “Emma, we’ve got a new plan. We’re going to take over
Ann
Arbor, Michigan.”
Emma: “Why?”
Cullen: “It’s a college town, it’ll be easy.”
“Convergence of evidence, biatch!”
“If God didn’t write a column, it would be like that.”
“Stoner poetry is forever…it’s like a diamond.”
“I was like, ‘I’m almost impressed enough to let you feel me
up.’ But
not quite.”
“In an alternate universe Hitler could have been Jesus.”
“If tigers saw a tiger sex movie would they think it was hot?”
“Hasta la vista, Satanists!”
“We were just talking about this; you hate it because you
think it’s
really stupid.”--Gwen
“The laundromat?”--Cullen
"Yep, even as we speak my brain is
deter-deter-deteriororating."
"I may be a nutcase, but I have good aim!"
“Let’s go into her room and smell some bunnies.”
“…his contemporaries and his non-contemporaries…”
“If aliens invade, I’ll be a theoretical physicist. I’d like
to be
prepared.”
“I owe you all a unified theory of everything.”