2007-2008 Academic Year Part 1
"Why so dressed up?”--Emma
“It’s a
Wednesday.”--Haskell
“Did she have, like, a
glandular disease or something?”--Ryan
“No,
she wanted to help people!”--Christina
“That
is a really attractive typeface.”--Virginia
“…and all the other tables aspire to be that table.”--Hannah
“He’s probably going to call all the other moths and they’re
going to
come and kick your ass.”--Alex A.B.
“We can
get as decimal as we want.”--Prof. Gancedo
“Understanding maxis equations…well, I’ve never done drugs,
but I
imagine it’d be a lot like that.”--Jason
“I
am so Arabic today.”--Alex A.B.
“We’re
nearing the end of time…”--Prof. Stansell
“In
what context did you eat a squirrel?”--Joanna
“In a stew.”--Ren
“It’s where the water table
hangs out.”--Lucia
“The aliens speak English.”--Alex
“Yes, because they have access to our
internets.”--Stephanie
“I do want wings,
though. Not the Red Bull-induced ones.”--Cathy
“The British East India Company…they’re the villains in the
Pirates of
the Caribbean movies, if you saw those. Actually, they’re the
villains
in a lot of things.”--Ms. Gaunt
“It had to be
unanimous, thirteen colonies. Not twelve, or eleven, or
Massachusetts
and two of its friends...”--Ms. Gaunt
“If
something’s not aesthetically pleasing, you kill it. It’s
called
evolution.”--Brandon
“You’re going down,
fellow neutral nation!”--Morgan
“And that
takes character. I don’t know what kind of character, but it
takes
character.”--Mike C.
“Which one of these
screams ‘I’m a medieval dragon’?”--Robby
“On
a scale of one to plausible, where does that fall?”--Jon
“It’s a good explanation, which suggest that any of us might
become
Adolf Hitler at some point in our lives.”--Oded